When we were first dating, there was a day when Pat started feeling a little sick. To do his part to battle oncoming sickness, he decided to go to the grocery store to find something to help boost his immunities. The conversation went something like this:
Me: "Did you find something to help your cold?"
Pat: "Yeah, I got a 'Strawberry C Monster'"
Me: *blank stare*
Pat: "What, have you had it before? Is it gross?"
Me: "That just seems like a weird name."
Pat: "I think it's a good name, it reflects how it attacks your sickness with vitamin C."
Me: "I wish you could see what I'm imagining right now."
Thanks to the wonders of Paint, now you can.
What sickness wouldn't flee from the Strawberry Sea Monster? The 3 eyes, the furrowed unibrow, the pointy horns....probably the only thing that works against this beast is the fact that his name is lacking intimidation. Maybe that works out in his favor though. The sickness is all, "Psh, why should I be afraid of something with the word "strawberry" in it?" and then BAM! Complete eradication.
Imagine my disappointment when I found out that the Strawberry Sea Monster is actually a drink. And it's spelled "C Monster" instead of "Sea Monster."
I know, you were imagining a giant pink monster with a unibrow too, weren't you?
This made me laugh so hard. It also reminded me of our pigeon poop drawing, somehow. xD
ReplyDeletehaha oh good times...Paint is magical
ReplyDeleteDoes that stuff work? I've been battling the flu since Sunday. I'm so ready to be done with it. I've been taking EmergenC, but it doesn't seem to be helping. :(
ReplyDelete<3 this. You're fabulous with words as always Jenpie. ~jas
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